Friday, 31 May 2013

Male recce

I have been set a dare/challenge by someone and he found what he thought was a perfect spot so I went out to see if he was right. He found a report of a slippy, muddy path and watch out for the barbed wire.
The challenge is for Davina to drive somewhere and have to stop for a pee. The only place is through some strands of barbed wire. She rips her clothes getting through then falls in the mud while having a pee. Coming back through another section of barbed wire she has to crawl under through the mud but still ripping more.
Quite a challenge to film and even more to find the right location or locations.
Anyway, here's what happened.
here I am at the start of the walk to the location. In itself a challenge for Davina.

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After a very short time the mud was building up on the white trainers.



Now halfway across the first field. The trees in the distance are the start of the path. The hedge marks the start of the second field.


Still a long way to go


Here we are at the start of the path


When I got to the spot all the barbed wire was covered in a layer of brambles and bushes.


The path was muddy if you were walking and being clay was slippy because it was wet. However it was less than an inch deep. Not proper mud!


Further along I did find some barbed wire which was accessible alongside a ditch. Perfect I thought.


But the bottom of the ditch was almost dry. probably muddy when it rains a lot.


 Even the path by the ditch was dry. Back to the drawing board.


However I did find this which looks very inviting.


However it is on a very exposed footpath with nowhere to hide. Will need some courage to use this.


This was the only sort of muddy bit I could find and again no cover.


Still I had to try it out even though it was mainly water.

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Thursday, 30 May 2013

What you wear

I only had a short time to grab some clothes and go out and film this as my wife was only out for an hour. This is normally when things go wrong but thankfully not this time.
It was cool and damp so, like most women, I dressed sensibly in jumper, skirt and raincoat for my walk.



 However that isn't me so off with the coat which is casually discard on the road.


 Then off with the jumper


 And finally the skirt revealing the clothes I like to wear. Mind you it was cold!




 Coming back I collected the clothes


 Then threw them into the verge. So wasteful!


 And then on up the road


Stopping to do my bending excercises



I had dressed in the underwear before leaving home and removed my male clothes and put on the female ones in the car. I had just removed the male clothes and put on the shoes when a white van came up the road. At first I went to cover up but then decided just to turn my face away. No idea what they saw but they didn't stop thankfully.

Sunday, 26 May 2013

After the office

Yet another silly storyline as an excuse to get dressed and messed. This time Davina goes for a walk after leaving the office. Stepping through a hole in the hedge for a 'call of nature' she falls down the slope into the muddy disused railway line.











Now for a bit of background. There was a gap between the slope from the track and the slope to the canal and it went through a field. This is where I chose to get changed. I had just got naked when I heard horses. My heart beat faster as the slope I was planning to use was also where the horse sometimes come up. Had they done so they would have plainly seen me as there was no where to hide. Thankfully they went along the canal and I wished I'd had the camera set up as between the bushes I saw about 10 horses. They were all female riders from late teens to late forties I guess. Some wore jodhpurs and some jeans but all got well splashed as they rode through the muddy water.
Once they'd gone I started filming and all went well until I was in the water. I then heard two women talking on the bridge above me to the left. Although the parapet was high they could easily lean over and see me so I didn't dare move. It seemed ages before they moved off but wasn't really.
I was planning on filming a bit of me walking down the track soaked but when I stuck my head out of the hedge I saw a Land Rover and horse trailer coming. It stopped just on the bend so I went back to the filed and changed clothes.
Just as I got back to the bridge ready to go down the footpath a car pulled up and two people went down the path I had just come up up. That was very close!

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Yet another random session

I decided that the barcode idea was much easier so had another go. Here are the results of this draw. This time the chosen outfit had to smeared with mud on the bed.


A quick change and into the bedroom


I took off the duvet and pillows to save them.


The mud was freshly dug from the garden and mixed with water, plants and all


Get comfortable


Here we go. Over the skirt first.


Then the jumper


Making sure it was well coated


Shoes next


Then the face


Mustn't forget the knickers


And the bra


Then the back of the clothes


Including underwear


Finished


Canal Walk

Here is a tale of Davina.

She decided to go for a barefoot walk along the canal. That clingy dress is very short! Good job it's a warm day.


See what happens when she stretches her arms. Oh dear, maybe she should have worn something else?


Anyway, she pulled down the dress and continued her walk.


Oh look what she can see in the field. She couldn't resist.


The poo felt lovely and warm around her toes.


Time to wash her feet in the canal.


Having stopped to buy a roll for lunch she continued her walk along the towpath.


She stopped on the bridge to watch the swans whilst she ate her food.


She must remember not to stretch!


On she went along the canal


Then through a hole in the hedge she managed to find some grass to sit down and finish her food.



Feeling full she went back towards the towpath.


It was so warm she decided to remove her little dress and throw it away


Back over the bridge she went feeling much cooler


Over the gate


And on up the path to the hills